Saturday, December 27, 2008
Wonderful Christmas
Sunday, December 14, 2008
New Picture Show

Christmas lights are up
Actually they've been up for a week now I just have fallen out of the blogging mode and it has taken a cold morning to get going again. It's 35 degrees right now and the wind maxed out at 75 mph yesterday. May not seem like much for folks from the winter states, but it's cold for us desert dwellers. The lights on the house are not really as bright as the image looks, it was just the exposure I had to use to get the picture, but it looks kinda cool.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Halloween for the Girls
Thursday, October 23, 2008
The long awaited second story!
The Further Adventures of Bob the Penguin
The Case of the Missing Library Book
By
Katie Koch
Chapter 1
Bob the penguin sat in the fuzzy red couch in the library. He was reading a book about the founder of
“Bob, Bob oh I’m so glad you are still here!” she gasped.
“What’s the matter ma’am?” Bob asked.
“There is a book that I’m looking for that five citizens have asked for and it’s not on the bookshelf where it’s supposed to be!” Mrs. Macaroni sobbed.
“Could you show me?” Bob asked. They walked to the shelf where the adventure stories were kept. In the middle of the shelf was a big gap.
“What is the name of this missing book?” Bob asked.
“Mr. Puffin: What He Really Did.” said Mrs. Macaroni.
He took out his notebook and wrote: Missing book Mr. Puffin: What He Really Did
Bob looked carefully at the shelf. He noticed some crumbs on the shelf and the floor below. He picked some up between his flippers and sniffed. He placed a small amount on the tip of his tongue and tasted them. He then wrote: found crumbs at crime scene possibly from a donut.
“I see.” Bob said. “I think I shall question these five penguins.”
“Would you give me a list of these penguins?” Bob asked.
“Certainly” she said. Bob looked over the list. It said:
Joe Mackerael
Lisa Wuddles
Micheal Weavles
Marti Penguin
Joanna Winger
“Isn’t Joanna Winger your assistant?” Bob said.
“Yes.” Mrs. Macaroni said.
Bob looked at the list again.
“MARTI PENGUIN! That’s my mother!” Bob yelled.
“Quiet Bob! This is the library!” Mrs. Macaroni hissed.
“But I told her specifically not to check out any adventure books, because I’d buy them for her birthday!”
“Well, Bob, when your mother came in she said that she needed to read the book badly and that she’d do anything to get her wings on that book!”
Chapter 2
Bob set out for igloo number
“First stop,
“Come in please.” Bob came in. Joe was sitting on his chair, grape slushie in one hand, remote in the other. The TV was on the hockey channel and the city’s home town team, the Penguin City Flappers, versus the Polar Bear County Slammers.
“Just in time Bob! They just started! Come sit and have a grape slushie!” Joe said.
“Sorry Joe. I’m not here to watch the game, bit I will take a slushie and could you turn off the TV because I need to ask you a couple or so questions.”
“Sure Bob.” Joe said. Joe got Bob’s slushie, handed it to Bob and turned off the TV.
“So Bob, what are your questions?’ Joe asked. Bob pulled out his notebook.
“Where were you at 11:30 this morning?” Bob asked.
“Sleeping.” Joe said.
Bob said “One last question.”
“What would that be?” Joe asked.
“Would you mind me looking around your house?” Bob asked. Bob was always polite.
“No problem.” Joe said. Bob went upstairs and looked around carefully. No, the book was definitely not here.
“Sorry to bother you Joe.” Bob said.
“No problem Bob, no problem.” Joe said. Bob walked out the door; he looked at the list LISA WUDDLES.
“Next stop, Super Glacier.” Bob said. He set out for the supermarket.
Chapter 3
Bob soon arrived at the Super Glacier. He had always been a fast walker. He went in. It was very busy on the weekends. Bob looked around and soon spotted Lisa Wuddles. She was asking an elderly penguin if she need any help.
Bob walked over and said “Excuse me Mrs. Wuddles, could I talk to you privately?”
“Sure Bob. Let’s go talk in my office shall we?” she said. As they neared the door Bob noticed the plaque said in golden letters ‘Assistant Manager: Private’. As they entered the room Bob saw how neat it was. Bob sat down in a fluffy pink chair. He pulled out his notebook and wrote: sitting in Lisa Wuddles’ office. 11:30 book found yes or no
“So, Mrs. Wuddles where were you at 11:30 this morning?” asked Bob.
“Why I was at the hair salon getting my perm up-to-date. Do you like it?” she asked, tossing it over her shoulder. Bob didn’t answer. Instead he wrote in his notebook: 11:30, at hair salon getting perm redone.
“Do you mind if I look around ma’am?” Bob asked.
“Go ahead Bob, be my guest!” Mrs. Wuddles said. Bob looked around carefully. He opened his notebook and wrote: book found yes or no book not found. VERY FRUSTRATING!!!!
“Thank you for your time ma’am.” Bob said. He walked out of the store.
Chapter 4
Bob looked at the list: Michael Weavles.
“I’m going to Every Icicle apparently.” Bob thought. Bob arrived at the dinky little shop. He saw Mr. Weavles standing by the Starbucks stand.
“Waddaya need Bob?” asked Mr. Weavles.
“Two things: a mocha shake and information.” Bob said.
“You got it Bob.” Mr. Weavles said. He handed Bob a mocha shake. “Now, what about information?” Mr. Weavles asked.
“I need to ask you a couple of question, privately.” Bob said. They went to Mr. Weavles office. Bob opened his notebook and wrote: Investigating Mr. Weavles.
“Where were you at 11:30 this morning?” Bob asked.
“I was brushing my hair.” Mr. Weavles said. Bob wrote: 11:30 – brushing hair.
“Do you mind if I look around sir?” Bob asked.
“Good heavens! Of course Bob! Go ahead!” Mr. Weavles said. Bob looked around. He wrote in his notebook: book not found. Driving me BONKERS!!!!
“Thank you sir.” Bob said. He left the shop.
Chapter 5
Bob sat down on the pavement and sipped his mocha. He checked Mr. Weavles off his list. He looked at the next person on his list: Marti Penguin.
“Boy, this is going to be awkward!” Bob muttered. He set off for
“Come in!” a jolly voice yelled out. Bob come in. He went into the kitchen and found his mother eating salmon chips, with salsa in a little bowl.
“My little Bobby! What brings you here today?” Bob’s mother said.
“One: don’t call me Bobby, and Two: I came to ask you some questions.” said Bob stiffly.
“Oh, Bob, what are your questions?” his mother asked.
“Just a minute.” Bob pulled out his notebook: At mother’s house. Very uncomfortable
“So, mother where were you at 11:30 this morning?” Bob asked.
“I was brushing my wings with wax.” His mother answered.
“Do you mind if I look around?” Bob asked feeling more relaxed.
“Go ahead, but I can’t’ imagine why.” she said. Bob looked around and wrote in his notebook: Book not found, very, very, very FRUSTRATING!!!!!
Bob said “I’m sorry to bother you, Mother.” and walked out of the igloo. He sat down and finished his mocha. He wrote in his notebook: Joanna Winger only suspect left. Very tiring. Mother not noticing not noticing anything strange about me visiting her. I guess I’ll be going to Joanna’s igloo.
Chapter 6
Bob started off for Joanna’s igloo. He soon arrived. He rang Joanna’s doorbell and waited.
“Come in.” a voice said. Bob came in.
“Miss Winger?” he called out Joanna appeared from a nearby closet.
“Can I help you Bob?” Joanna said.
“Yes, I believe you can. I’m looking for a book called: Mr. Puffin: What He Really Did. I believe you might know where it is.” Bob said.
“Oh, why it’s………um…….it’s at the…..library!” Joanna said, her face becoming red and sweaty.
“I’m not sure about that Miss Winger. Last time I checked, it was gone.” Bob said.
“Oh………well……..um………um…….another citizen must…….be…reading…..it!” she stammered.
“No ma’am, I’m afraid not, nobody else has the book.” Bob said. He opened his notebook and said, “Where were you at 11:30 this morning?”
“I………um……I was……..eating my breakfast…..at the library.” Joanna said, almost as red as a tomato and sweating like crazy.
“What did you have for breakfast today?” asked Bob.
“Why……I had…..um…some donuts, why?” Joanna mumbled
Bob wrote in his notebook: 11:30 eating breakfast at work. Very suspicious. Found donut crumbs at library. Joanna ate donuts today!
“Do you mind if I look around?” Bob asked.
“N-no…..n-not….at…..all.” Joanna puffed, her face as red as dynamite and wet as a lake. Bob looked around and walked into the closet. He saw a hard back book lying on the floor. He picked it up. On the cover, in black letters it said: Mr. Puffin: What He Really Did.
“Jumping polar bears! I found the book!” Bob said quietly to himself. He found Joanna in the living room.
“Ma’am, I think you have a bit of explaining to do.” Bob said.
Chapter 7
Joanna sat in the back room of the library, with Mrs. Macaroni, Mr.Weavles, Mrs. Wuddles, Joe Mackerael, Ms. Penguin, and Bob all looking at her with disappointment in their eyes. Mrs. Macaroni said Joanna could no longer work in the library and need to write an apology note to each person. Joanna was very sorry for taking the book without permission and for putting her friends through this misery. She decided to do something special for each one of her friends. She started with Joe. She made him grape slushies for a week. For Mrs. Wuddles, she scrubbed the supermarket floors for a week. For Mr. Weavles she worked at the Starbucks stand for a week. For Bob’s mother she made salmon chips for a week. She was very tired when it was finished, but she felt better for it. Since Bob had solved the case, Mrs. Macaroni had given him a special library card that gave him access to all the books in the library, even the rare ones about the founding of
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Julie's Dresser is Finished!!

It is a good feeling to have finished this project. It was in the design phase for probably over a year. It took me seven months to complete once I started cutting the lumber. Although it has only been about 150 - 200 hours to complete, I don't get to work on it every weekend. It is made from Lyptus, which is type of eucalyptus that was developed specifically for it's lumber. It comes from a managed plantation in South America and produce beautiful straight boards. This thing is heavy! Probably around 150-175 lbs!
Friday, September 26, 2008
Name Tagging in Picasa
The face recognition is a feature in Picasa web albums. If you load a slide show into Picasa you can select 'Add Name Tags' Picasa will then filter your images and try and find all the faces. It then tries and groups faces together. You must then assign name tags to the groups. You can edit individual faces out of the groups. (Karl, you caught one that I missed.) Sometimes it picks things that aren't faces, but you can edit those out. The name tags try and associate with my address book in gmail. So if I start typing Karl, it would suggest Karl Koch from my address book. If I select that 'Karl' it will generate a name tag with an alias of Karl (you can change this to something else like 'Uncle'), a name of Karl Koch, and an address field with your email. The alias is the only thing that will show up on the pictures. You can also choose to keep name tags private. For instance I could keep Katie's tag private, but leave my tag open. When someone pasts over a picture, my face will show the tag, but Katie's won't. Another interesting feature, that I haven't tried yet, is using the name tags to create new slide shows. You can ask it to show all the photos with 'Kenneth' and 'Theresa' and it will go through all the slide shows and pick out the photos with both tags. You can then share the new slide show. If the name tags you chose have emails associated with them, then you can easily send them. My biggest criticism with this is that it only works on photos that have been uploaded to the Picasa servers and not on the images that are on my computer.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Adding Slideshows
BTW - Katie is working on the second story of Bob the Penguin so stand by!
Monday, September 15, 2008
Another week another poem
I'm still a little bummed my Chargers lost this weekend. It really wasn't fair. I'm sure John is snickering, because his Raiders got their one win for the year.
Katie had a spelling assignment and it was so nice she asked to add it to the blog also. She had to write a poem using her spelling words.

Along in the Woods
by
Katie Koch
Along the creek I walk.
And as I walk along the creek
I take a peek around.
And I notice how the foxes steal
And where the creek will meet a mountain peak
And the ring of the chickadee's call.
And the beat of the deer's hoofs deep in the trees
And I notice that what I wear is similar
To the color of a beet.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Katie's First Contribution!

Bob's Birthday Mystery
By Katie Koch
Bob the penguin sat in his igloo wondering what he would do today. Maybe he would visit Mrs. Macaroni, the librarian at the Alaska National Library. Bob decided to do that. Then Bob would buy petunia scented icicles for his mother.
"Then I will buy myself some fish for today is my birthday." Bob said to himself. Bob sighed. Everybody forgot Bob’s birthday. Always, always, Always forgot. Even his mother forgot Bob's birthday. Bob put on his red bowtie. He looked around to make sure everything was nice and neat. It was neat. So Bob walked out the door and locked it. Bob waddled to the library. When he got to the library there was a sign on the door that said, CLOSED, in capital letters.
"That's funny, the library is always open on Tuesdays." Bob thought.
"I guess I will go buy icicles for Mother. I know she loves them." Bob said to himself.
So Bob waddled to the busy street.
"Now I think I'll get the icicles last." he said. He was very hungry now.
Bob crossed the street. He went to the Super Glacier to get his can of sardines. He saw a sign on the door that said CLOSED EARLY, COME BACK LATER.
"Aw, Seal Flippers!" Bob said. He waddled to the Every Icicle supermarket. A sign on the door said, SORRY WE ARE CLOSED. Bob decided to just visit his mother instead. Bob walked to his mother's igloo. He knocked, then went in.
"Hello?" He called out. Suddenly the lights turned on!
"Happy Birthday, Bob!" a bunch of voices yelled. Bob looked around. There was Mother, Mrs. Macaroni the librarian, Mr. Wuddles, the owner of Super Glacier, and Mr. Weavles, the owner of Every Icicle.
Bob asked, "What are all you doing here?"
"Your Mother remembered your birthday so she invited all of us to celebrate with her!" Mr. Wuddles said.
"Is that why the library and stores were closed today?" asked Bob.
"I'm sorry to have troubled you, but my assistant doesn't know how to check in and out all the books." Mrs. Macaroni said replacing her pink hair band on her tuft of macaroni colored hair.
"I don't have an assistant." Mr. Wuddles said.
"Neither do
"Let's Party!" Bob's mother said. Mrs. Macaroni brought out a sardine flavored cake.
"How old are you?" his mother asked.
"Thirty one." Bob said. After the cake had been eaten, they played the song, "Put your right wing in, put your right wing out, put your right wing in, then ya flap it all about!"
THE END
Monday, September 8, 2008
Finally back to work

Now that I'm back to work, I can rest a little from all the things that keep breaking at the house. First Theresa's car is continuing to give me problems. It just won't start. I've replaced the battery, then the battery cables. The repair shop says that charging system is working fine. So I'm left with the starter or some other component the is not being very obvious. The remote control for the garage door does not seem to be any happier. No matter how many how many batteries I replace or try to reprogram the receiver, it just won't open the door unless I am standing directly under it and raise the clicky directly under the motor. The electric brakes on the trailer don't seem to want to work either. The back yard is still dirt and weeds and the thunderbird makes a grinding noise when I back up. Now that I got my whining off my chest. My 7 year old got a 100% on her book that is at a 5th grade level, Julie's dresser is in the 'applying finish' stage, I came in fourth on the football pool for opening weekend, and I was well fed by my wife this weekend. So I guess it all balances out.
Friday, September 5, 2008
Second Day of Fooling around
